May 2013
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
geomtery:
if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends
bleu:
have you ever seen someone so hot that you dont belive they are even real
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
kissmelou:
most of the time i’m just
weight-a-second:
unnoticedbyall:
davidspookmour:
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer
we wouldn’t be singing
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
louiswilliams:
i dont think ill ever stop laughing at this
fffcuk:
*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
